so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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