So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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