so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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