Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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