Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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