What did we do last night that was yellow?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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