Say something about gay babies.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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