She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Randomize
