Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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