She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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