i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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