lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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