She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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