i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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