cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.