I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.