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• (239): View more from Florida

  Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.

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• (925): View more from California

  Where did you go?

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  I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.

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• (619): View more from California

  I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?

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