I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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