my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Do vagina's smell?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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