Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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