You're so nebulous sometimes
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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