I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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