I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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