I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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