Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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