I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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