Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Congratulations! We have a period
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