Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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