I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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