i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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