You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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