You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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