Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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