PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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