when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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