hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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