Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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