Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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