Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
are you so shy because you have an std?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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