: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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