i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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