I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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