Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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