you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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