i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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