i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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