the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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