Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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