She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
