I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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