Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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