Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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