ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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