i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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