Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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