I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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